***BREAKING NEWS***
In an attempt to bring his street cred up a notch, Justin Bieber has beaten the shit out of a little Canadian boy during a game of laser tag in Richmond, BC. Bieber was provoked when the child mistook him for Hillary Swank. An insider tells us that Bieber grabbed his crotch, screamed ” I DON’T HAVE A VAGINA BITCH!.” and the proceeded to pistol whip the child with his laser gun. Luckily Bieber hits like a pussy and the child was left with minimal injury. We contacted the Bieber Brigade, but they were “not available”* for comment.
Stay tuned to shitblasters as the story unfolds!Peace, love and shitblasters
xoxo-Celeste*not available* is Hollywood slang for ” guilty conscience”
(Source: shitblasters)
